Hello again Internet.
Look at me really carefully. I’m about to tell you where to get ahold of me, should you ever need/want/just kinda feel like/wish it. I don’t do Facebook, Twitter, MySpace or any of those other “COOLK1D” things. I’m kind of a loner. I have an email address for those who want to take the time to really write something. That is: firstname.lastname@example.org. And if you really need me and I’m not getting back to you, which is odd and out-of-character, spam me. If I respond once, your permission to spam me is revoked. And if you keep doing it, I will use the massive forces of the Internet to block you, and make sure I never see your gamertag, chumhandle and username ever again.
Yours: J.M. Pear